Now that you’ve grown older it’s time for you to know. It’s time to meet your childhood heroes’ real faces. Time to see the horror, the gore, the mischievousness of what you thought were pure souls. This is the latent evil that has always been there waiting to be purged out. Child’s play is over and you can’t turn the lights off like you used to, ’cause your teddy bear is staring at you with glassy eyes. And it also looks like Shrek just butt-raped that donkey. The horror!