Ah, the wonderful world of forgery! One of the greatest paradoxes of the world is that you can’t say you had a genuine childhood if you never pirated anything. Or if you never dealt with anything forged so badly it made you laugh. Yummy tasty fraud, it’s the beautiful result of brilliant minds in times of need. It’s the substitute you fell disgusted with but might use anyway. It’s the fat chick that you’re too drunk to screw. It’s the lie so obvious that you love.