Every fan enjoys some good film Easter Eggs and Disney has a ton of them. Not only are they making a lot of sexual innuendos, educating children to think about penises from an early age, but they also prepare us for glitches in the Matrix. And this, of course, is a conspiracy from their side in order to feed us with repetitiveness so much that we eventually become robots. Animations about princesses and cute little animals? Pure evil, obviously!