You know Internet has ruined you. You can no longer see a drawing of a mushroom without imagining that dirtier things are hiding in there. You’re always seeing the phallic side of things. Just like early cavemen who drew animals that they hunted and involuntarily started art, those kids that drew the first penises on their school notebooks or on the walls, are the precedessors of the modern inducing of a galactical phallic consciousness and the genital perception of things. It’s a conspiracy, of course!
(Source: Ebaum’s World)