Dog logic, if it were to exist it would have to face all unnatural things we do every day as dog owners. And if dogs actually were rational beings as ourselves, they’d definitely have to cope with some weird stuff that we’re doing. How can you explain a dog that barking is not allowed when it doesn’t care about waking up the neighbor’s children? How can you explain a dog that you have to leave the house to go to work when the concept of ‘earning an existence’ doesn’t exist for it? And what’s the big deal about smelling someone’s ass and then kissing a human on the face, or about eating poop or drinking water from the toilet bowl? I guess it’s a dog’s life and humans will never understand. And vice versa.