It’s hard not to be curious about scientific discoveries, when they have the power to influence our very existence. And if they don’t get to influence our lives directly, they can definitely influence big parts of the way we think. One of the most important facts discovered by scientists in recent history is that… attention… lobsters might be immortal. So then you know what this means? That time you thought you boiled it and drowned it in all that butter, he was just faking it and he’s probably still alive inside of you.