Anyone who’s ever had an active mother raising him knows how comforting being momma’s boy can be. But also how embarrassing! Your mom is the one that will always be blinded by her love for you and she’ll tell everyone every single story about you and the things that you do because she thinks everything is so cute. But most of the time she is actually wrong and you will just have to make people forget that that kid who mouth kissed the dog’s ass thinking it’s normal, well that one wasn’t you.
(Source: Huffington Post)